"11th march 2011" I still remember the day i first saw umesh bhaiya..................first thoughts were "who are this fools comin to our house and they think they will be spared...............all of us ran towards them.........................4 vs 14..........of course it was not fair for them but they had it coming............umesh bhaiya was with his cousin Manoj and his friends Mrunal and Santosh. they had just arrived to the house where we were born.........n we decided to bite the hell out of them....................what we didn't realise was dat our teeth were really small that time..............anyway so that was how i met umesh bhaiya...............he had come to pick a puppy from amongst us............n he happened to pick up a male puppy who had a big black spot on his left eye and resembled Johnny Depp from the Pirates Of The Caribbean.....................oh da sight of him holding dat pup burned me up!!!...........n jus like dat umesh bhaiya happened to choose that puppy...................money exchanged hands n soon they were moving out with the puppy leaving the rest of us.......................but then jus as they were at the exit, he called up mummy to inform her..........n mummy asked him if its possible to get a female pup........when i heard that I ran the fastest I could(u guys jus can't imagine how fast a runner I m) n reached his leg............n that is how i was chosen...............though everyone else wanted a male pup only mummy insisted on a female pup....................the reason for which will be evident to you guys on this blog repeatedly from time to time................i now know the reason which is............"Mummy is the only intelligent person in this house (n yes papa also exhibits a little amount of intelligence very often but bhaiya n alok jus can't)....................choosing a female was also cheaper for them as we are in India and India is the only country where a male pup is more expensive than a female pup.....(i have officially given up tryin to think of any sane reason behind that).......................So, that was it............that was how i ended up becoming a part of this family...........i was in manoj's lap when they walked out of the farmhouse n took a taxi all the way from Lonavla(which is where i was born) upto Thane(which is where we stay now).........................coming at the house is a big story.................cos when i entered the house it was filled with weirdly smelling objects n strange sounding ones.............will come up on that in my next post n to tell u guys m excited to write about how my new family members thought they could restrict me to one particular room n not let me enter any other room (FOOLS!!!)..............
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